doafed

An all inclusive term for gettin' fucked! May be oral, anal, vaginal or other such terms.

Tonight I met with my girlfriend Sarah, and we doafed until the sun came up.

by hefty t nigga July 2, 2007

deaked

A state of mind where the brain can no longer process the quantity of alcohol imbibed, so it to forces the body to simultaneously shit and vomit in a pitiful attempt to get rid of said alcohol; hopefully at this point the subject has already found the toilet and is resting beside it. In extreme cases can lead to getting gaboed

Arf: Yo why does your bed smell so bad?

Thomas: Bro I don't know what you're talking about, i blacked out after my first game of pong. I don't even know how i got home.

Arf: OH SHIT theres a trail of vomit and shit from the bathroom to your bed

Thomas: fuck i think i deaked myself... again

by theders October 26, 2011

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

Deaned

Getting so drunk that you talk about festivals you 'always go to' and how informal your letters are.

'mate i am absolutely deaned, like this one time when i went to Reading'

by Joel Block March 8, 2016

Deaned

To have been taken advantage of.

Holy shit dude that girl totally got Deaned last night

by rafs April 4, 2016

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016

Derfed

Gettind owned, hazed, roasted, loosing in a humiliating way.

You just got derfed!

by Freddy777sw December 11, 2017