dexterize

The act of having taken someone out (killed them)

He was such an evil person that it was necessary to dexterize him immediately

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

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big dick dexter

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.

Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.

by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

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A cylinder of fat digestive organs and pure horny potential Dexters gut it made of literal steel and is impervious to any damage his horniness is enough to power an entire city block at least until elliot chopped his balls off and robbed humanity of the next age of technology Dexter is by most accounts a mere cocaine sniffer dog that cant actually sniff out cocaine but to many other people he is known as the fat dog that ate an entire christmas cake and walk away unscathed

Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll

by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022

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Serial Dater

A serial dater is someone who doesn't know what they want in a relationship. They keep dating all kinds of people from different backgrounds trying to land the person they think they can fit themselves into the lives of who they date. A serial dater will go to a party with a date and will try to make moves on others who already are in a relationship or has a date or gf at the party. This person will think she can also get him, as she plans on all the people she dates. She prefers steak dinners to salads. She is a taker, not a giver. No wonder all the guys don't stick around to be with her. She will continue to prowl on the internet on free dating websites like PlentyOfFish.com, Match.com, and all other free websites. She never pays. She only takes. If she ever gives, it will be from something or somewhere where she has taken.

Helen is such a serial dater. She has dated so many men and nothing lasts. She is looking for a free steak or lamb dinner.

by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

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online dater

Someone who is 15 or over and never kissed a girl in real life so he dates over a video game with someone he never met before in his life. Most common in Runescape since everyone over level 90 does it.

geek23244: Hi dragon
Dragon454363: Hey hun <3
geek23244: *follows dragon in circles* i love you so much! whats ur real name?
Dragon454363: Im tom r u a girl?
geek23244: ur supposed to be the girl! oh well.
Kid with a life: get a life online dater fags and real dates
Online daters: stfu noob we pwn j00

by n000ooo000ooo000ooob March 4, 2007

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