Daved

adj

Getting so hammered that you end up flailing about on the floor and lose the ability to speak.

Dude, what happened last night???

Dude, you were so Daved that you ended up passing out under the kitchen table after shouting about how the gypsies were going to get you

by Little Gypsy June 16, 2010

Dave

The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.

"Did that Dave guy ever coach you?"

"Yeah, basically the god of all hockey coaches"

by SauceMaster99 April 16, 2014

dave

that one suburban neighbor that always has a better yard and Christmas display then you

daves house was blinding, and on top of that. HE SORTED HIS FLOWER BED

by weavercep November 20, 2020

Dave

You know a Dave. We all know a Dave. They are most likely a child murderer from freddy fazbenders and are gay for Jack Kennedy

Dave is a literally child murderer and you still wanna hire him? He even will yiff foxes for god sake

by KrisKross69 April 11, 2022

dave

Your mother's unmarried partner.

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave

by effy11 October 11, 2010

Daving

Attending many Dave Matthews Band (DMB) concerts in succession usually as a yearly ritual. Usually pertains to other superfan activities such as stalking the band at the hotel, paying an extraordinary sum of money for the best tickets, making signs and whoring oneself out to get on the tour bus.

Helen needs a week's vacation next month because it's her annual Daving season.

by missmelon September 26, 2008

Daving

Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.

- Ahhhhh bru, you were on fire last night!
- No doubt, I was completely Daving.

by cameloxen December 14, 2020