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Turd Dangler

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011
mugGet the Turd Danglermug.

bait dangler

a man who uses his penis to catch things, air land or sea.
man i've been a bait dangler all weekend, and i caught three diseases and two fish.
by 3z3k1e7 April 16, 2010
mugGet the bait danglermug.

taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
mugGet the taint danglermug.

carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.
We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!
by K'Real February 16, 2006
mugGet the carrot-danglermug.

wang dangler

one who dangles their wang for pleasure. see pervert or gorman
"Thats disgusting, you wang dangler!!"
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
mugGet the wang danglermug.

Hang-dangler

can be a slang name for a penis over 10 inches long
"DAMN! i was in the change room the other day and Ian totally has a hang-dangler!"
by a-maclellan December 31, 2009
mugGet the Hang-danglermug.

dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.
Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..
by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012
mugGet the dick danglermug.

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