Wrangle the dangle

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating

"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"

by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.

How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?

by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

by candykong February 18, 2009

dangle fest

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"

in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense

by tyler walllace June 13, 2007

Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011

Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.

I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Vagangal Dangle

When a girl uses her vagina to get things from someone she wants something from.

Chrissy just Vagangal Dangle her way into getting a new car.

by Lord Dallas December 16, 2017