Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.

During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras

Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?

by I <3 Marie January 22, 2005

dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 28, 2007

El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

chocolate-dandy

Slang term for an uptight homosexual males anus.

he ordered lobster, but he wouldn't even give up the chocolate-dandy.

by anthemarcose October 21, 2010

Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.

A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"

by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006