daleana

A homewrecking demon who sleeps with married men. If It’s kept around long term it will terrorize your children like the evil stepmother in Cinderella. It will skulk around your home with its soul sucking energy and poison the minds of those around her trapping you in an endless hell-loop. It likes sports and profanity, it also likes to feast on your insecurities. If you encounter one just leave out a Corona with lime and it’ll buy you some time to escape.

Married man: I met this cool chick today and I think I want to leave my wife.
Friend: oh shit, who?
Married man: Her name is Daleana

Friend: *spits beer out in shock* BRO don’t do it! It’s a demon! It’ll bully your kids! Anyone but her!

by Maythefourthbewithyou123 November 23, 2021

daleda

Daleda... how can I explain the most wonderful, funny, amazing, smart and gorgeous girl? She's super fun to hang around with and is a slight rule breaker. She can be very mean but it's all jokes, don't take them too seriously. She always takes your words into heart.

"OMG!! ITS DALEDA! THE FUN GIRL!!"

by oiefhwiefh March 3, 2022

Daleja

Daleja is a nice caring girl, her a$$ fat asf and she got big 🍒!!.the people love her she don’t like drama either!!.SHE LOVES NBA YOUNGBOY . Ight bye.

Ho3s love daleja!!

by Daleja May 18, 2022

Dalethirty

When the time is 3:33.

Hey man let’s meet for some glizzys at Dalethirty

by teddy_pendergrass June 26, 2023

daleah appreciation day

daleah appreciation day is a day where you celebrate daleah for being ur friend

“Omg today is daleah appreciation day”

by sunsh1n3_21 July 24, 2023

Davetastic

Anything that has the essence of dave

Dave: I just went to college

Steve: davetastic

by Phg2o7 September 19, 2023

Daketailer

The one that has a boner for gossip, they ease drop on everybody's conversations and they are delusional on thinking they have friends but in reality they stalk random people to annoy them to feel relevant. People don't laugh with a Daketailer instead laugh at them, they're a loser, a nobody.

Guy: "who's coming to the party?"
Guy2: "Susan, Gerald and Derek"

Guy: "ah FFS why does Derek have to come? He's such Daketailer"

by Sixtysix February 3, 2024