Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have a nice body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just like amazing and awsome!

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's amazing! You have to find a Dane, they're the greatest!

by 2rad4u November 24, 2009

Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

Daenerys Targaryen

Daenerys stormborn of the house Targaryen, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals(, the Rhoynar) and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mhysa, Breaker of Chains, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, sassy queen but also a sweet pie, she could hug you when you’re sad as well as burn you alive with no mercy. Please Dany be my girlfriend I love you.

“Dracarys” Daenerys Targaryen said just before burning an entire city alive

by user111222333 November 23, 2021

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Daneen

Daneen means a beautiful girl

dress up as daneen

by hahahahaunicornspop12345 April 10, 2021

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011