curious bird

where you poo into someones mouth then while the poo is in your mouth you spit the poo back into the persons butthole

"cindy pooed into my mouth then i spat it into her butthole hole" that is the curious bird

by ilovethecuriousbird September 27, 2008

curious george

yea heinly u tell them

curous george claims he lost a fetus in his rosary because he prayed so much

by demeter December 24, 2003

Curious George Moment

When trying to fix/clean/repair something, the person makes it ten times worse.

I was trying to clean the spilled soap but I ended up flooding the entire room with bubbles. It was a real Curious George Moment.

by ahorvet April 30, 2010

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011

curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.

Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!

by Taco Corp November 14, 2013

Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014

Curious George

When you're beating off and dildoing your ass with a banana.

We caught chase beating off curious George style, he transferred shortly after.

by Skinny Pete April 17, 2015