Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003

Cuong

A male vietnamese stud who is well endowed.

He's huge, he must be a cuong.

by Khuun April 13, 2009

rivers cuomo

Disturbed pop genius. Went downhill post 1996 depressive spiral. Pinkerton = best work. Hopefully will improve music and get back to where he once was.

Rivers Cuomo was an excellent songwriter during the Pinkerton era!

by Stef January 7, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

A very weird yet attractive singer.
Wears MASSIVE geek specs.
Brilliant songwriter, the guy responsible for a decade of brilliant music.
A Rock GOD.(shame he's so weird though)

I LOOOVE Rivers Cuomo
Isn't he a weirdo?
Yeah but he's a hot weirdo (drool)
(let's just hope rivers himself isn't reading it)

by TheMidnightBeastfan November 5, 2011

Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

cuongtastic

all things good in the word are "cuongtastic", symonym for cool, ace, jolly good.

Person 1: Sin City is cuongtastic!
Person 2: Damn f*cking right!!!

by cqt June 24, 2005

Cuong

A homosexual nazi.

Person One: "Cuong sure does blow goatse".
Person Two: "I concur".

by Dohzer July 30, 2003