Cump

woah you just made me cump
by elephant daddy December 2, 2024
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Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them
Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*
by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020
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cump

an individual who gets off watching the cuck being cucked.
i heard maximilian is such a cump because he gets hard from watching his best friend get hard from watching his girlfriend and grandfather fuck
by cumpdaddy October 2, 2025
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Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster
1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.
by Cump69 July 26, 2019
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Cump (noun)

1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness
Cump (noun)

Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"
by EClever$ January 6, 2021
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Cump

When you cum and dump at the same time, reaching the ultimate climax.
"Oh, man. I just had my first cump."
by BangsMccoy June 20, 2021
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Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch
That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander
by JEld October 24, 2022
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