Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?

by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022

Cump

The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.

After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.

by ArtThief August 18, 2022

Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022

Cumps

Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.

A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!

by Huaehm November 25, 2022

Cump menz

Willing to be friends

Would you like to cump menz me

by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022

Cumping

The act of cumming whilst cramping.

"Oh shit... I was looking forward to a great shag but ended up cumping hard. It hurt but felt so good. I looked like I was being electrocuted as streams of jizz flew out of me"

by Sticky&Nicky December 20, 2021

CUMP

Cump

Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.

Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”

by Maxi P April 5, 2022