Clumpo

An insult to people with abnormally square shaped feet.

*takes possession* “haha, I have insert possession here!”

“Gimme that back you little Clumpo!”

by CBa08 March 31, 2022

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Boobie Clump

When Your Fighting Girl And Jiggles Her Boobies For A Minute And Clumps You

"She Boobie Clump Me"

by Anonymous#291028472 February 26, 2019

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The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

by jujuman74 May 5, 2010

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