Ass Cudgel

A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....

by The_Judgel December 22, 2010

cudied out

to listen to so much kid cudi that all your problems go away for a short amount of time, or cause you to have a realization. sort of like a high.

dude i was so worried about the break, then i cudied out and i realized whatever happens, happens.

by muffin31 October 20, 2010

Cludge flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.

Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019

cude

Cude is a shortened version of cool dude! Or can be used to describe a cute dude.

Wow, he's cude!

by craig May 7, 2004

cugget

When someone or something has gone beyond being just a cunt nugget.

"Bob took a shit in my kitchen, and didn't even clean it up"
"What a fucking cugget!"

"Fucking ATM ate my card and the bank is closed, bloody cuggets"

by Captain Llama January 22, 2014

Cumgender

Cumgender is a term that refers to xenogenders that identify as sperm. Most cumgender people use
cum/sperm pronouns, but some use cum/sock as well, it really depends on the person.

Hey, mom, hey, dad. I'm coming out as Cumgender.

by mikunhatsune January 16, 2023

cudg

magic and wonder.
usually applied to the chops

*pant CUDG to the chops

the end

by underscore pants August 14, 2006