counter cucked

When you cheat on your girlfriend and then you find out that your girlfriend was getting gangbanged every other day by 7 brollic black dudes.

Damn, I just got counter cucked by this girl Shaniqua. Life sucks.

by tackis August 28, 2017

Twitch Cuqed

Twitch Cuqed, the physical embodiment of God, he is almighty and all sexy. He wins all the Victory Royales and leads his reserve team for Arctic to the Win. He has best aim OCE and will kill you with his 90's. He is one unstoppable squeaker.

I just got cucked by cuqed.

Jeez thats Twitch Cuqed.

OMG! THERES CUQED, I HOPE HE DOESNT CUCK ME WITH HIS PENIS!

by smelly nonce.mp4 November 28, 2018

dream cucked

An extremely rare situation when the one who is being cucked is sleeping and dreaming about the person they love who is being fucked in the same bed the one who was cucked is sleeping in.

He did you here about Jason?
Oh yeah he got dream cucked.

by You can't have too much fluff June 24, 2019

Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke

“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”

by Me irl December 16, 2019

the cubed root of 27

we don't know why, we don't know how, we don't know when, all we know is that we will need it eventually

Crush: what's the cubed root of 27?

you: HOLY FUKING SHIT I KNOW THIS

by BarnoldtheGamer August 24, 2022

cured

The condition of marijuana obtained by keeping it in a bag over a long period of time (months) and opening it every now and then (weeks) for it to get some air. This process supposedly makes it taste better when smoked.

Stoner 1: This is some good shit! What you got here?
Stoner 2: It's cured bud!

by Siren2277 May 11, 2008

cuped

To start talking to someone on OkCupid

Joe: Hey I cuped this girl the other day, and she answered. We've been talking ever since!
Mamma: You really need to get off those dating sites

by whatevertaco_blahblahblah January 16, 2011