Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Ice Cubing

The act of performing fellatio(oral sex) on a man while holding one or more ice cubes in your mouth to create a tantalizing hot/cold sensation. For a variation; Mentos, or any other mint, or Pop Rocks candy, or a sip of champagne can be substituted for ice cubes.

Guy: Dude! Nora was ice cubing my dick last night, it was awesome!

Dude: Man, that shit just gives me goose bumps!

by Ms. Baby Gurl March 22, 2009

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

cubism

an art technique, mainly used and developed by Picasso, provides an absract image by using straight lines or distorting the picture by moving things about.

-what the hell is that
-Cubism

by LibertineCubist August 2, 2005

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005

Cubing

The official term for solving a Rubik's Cube, or anything similar, like a 2x2, 4x4, Pyraminx, Megaminx, and any puzzle made buy Rubik's. ESPN classified cubing as an actual sport.

Person 1: Dude, do you even play a sport?
Person 2: Yeah man, I do cubing.

by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014

Cubicle Farm

a mass expanse of modular office furniture (a.k.a. cubicles)

In a spiteful mood, Fred went crop dusting through the cubicle farm.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003