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ain't no such things as halfway crooks

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
by timhoe December 15, 2020
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Cropsies

Hill folk. Rumors of them are loosly based around New Jersey. According to the legends the Cropsies are incest hillbillys with low IQ's and Extra toes and such.
Stories about them eating people(aka texas train saw massacer.) Once Referenced in the MTV show Downtown.
by Geoff Gordon July 8, 2005
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croost

A common term for Marijuana originating from the University of Dayton.
Can be used in many grammatical forms such as an adjective: That bitch is really croosty. A verb: Let's get croosted. A noun: I need some more croost.
by FlyerAsh September 14, 2008
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Croosh

adjective. very good, excellent, superior, heady
The Eagles are my least favorite team. It was croosh when they lost in the superbowl.

Some say the grass is greener on the other side, but I say the grass is always croosh where you are.

Did you win the game? No but I did just save a bunch of money on my croosh insurance, and it was croosh.
by Brownstein October 10, 2005
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Crooks McGroochan

Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
by Porkrtick Patrick July 3, 2008
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Coops McGoops

a bro who is willing to chill hard core. This term is used to describe a "bro" who is always engaged in long boarding.
Coops McGoops is the man! he shreds on the long board bro.
by chiefsfan May 21, 2010
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Crooper

Dude, i love them crazy croopers!
by whimsical r-dub July 6, 2011
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