Cripple lip

The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.

Ugh fucking hell, this cripple lip is killing me! where the hell is the tylenol?

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.

''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

by Holjay_xox April 11, 2017

Crapplestory

it is Maplestory which sucks so much it becomes crap and thus the name crapplestory

person1:hey u play crapplestory yet?
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...

by pseudonym112341 October 3, 2009

crapplet

A Java applet that is badly done, broken, or useless.

I'm not going to that site - it has a hundred crapplets on it!

by Czq'bqymc December 18, 2003

cripple nipple

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside

I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.

by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007

cripple cart

A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets. Especially when used not by the handicapped, but merely by the grossly obese.

"Check out that old guy on the cripple cart, I wonder how he lost his leg."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005