Craig

A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.

How the heck did Craig do that?

by Geborene konig November 24, 2018

Craig Hill

Father who has no intent on caring for his children. Can be quite abusive.

Kid: "Hello Dad!"
Craig Hill: "Shut the fuck up I'm watching the footy!"*smack* "Speak again and ill put you through the fucking wall!"

by shlurrpdatpuss July 31, 2017

Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.

I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

by Notdrunkelcraig July 3, 2017

A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

Malcolm Craig

Actor and musician who has been seen in The CW's Frequency and A&E's Bates Motel. He performed as a percussionist with a band called Calpurnia.

How would you describe Malcolm Craig?
Curly hair, really tall, funny, really good drummer. @drumboym

by fangirlr December 25, 2018

Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.

According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.

by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010

craigslist

A terrific community website that started in San Francisco California and is run by a programmer named Craig Newmark. On Craigslist you can find a place to live, sell your car, find a job, rant & rave, find love, or just get laid. Craig has since set up sites for several major cities across the USA and a few major cities around the world.

She arrived in San Francisco, found an apartment on Craigslist, sold her car on Craigslist, found Mr. Right Now a few times on Casual Enconters, and then found love, all on Craigslist.

by I'm Not Craig February 7, 2004