crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.

He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.

by Geoff October 12, 2003

crablock

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.

Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.

by Vasquez October 4, 2007

crapsack

something you say when you messed up

a word stollen from chris which people use and are violating his copyright.

i forgot my pants, CRAPSACK!!

by chrus March 26, 2004

capslockalypse

typing a meandering babble and accidentally or purposefully turning caps lock on ....

we were in a game of wow and suddenly, in general chat... the capslockalypse hit ... it was a moronothon.

by skar23 April 3, 2011

crapshackle

shit

aww crapshackle

by jonnable June 12, 2003

Crapoclock

A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.

Man, I'm so tired. My honey came home at crapoclock last night still all riled up.

by hazakaza June 14, 2008