Crapito

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapmitch

Taking a crap in a sandwich

Neil loves a delishious crapmitch after a dart

by Sangasmasher69 April 13, 2018

crapitti

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.

when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user

by pc ferry April 25, 2006

Cranitch

A seriously manky vagina, typically loaded with cheese and STIs.

Dude, Kieran was so drunk last night, I had to save him from a hippo - she was definitely carrying a sweaty cranitch, I could smell it from the other end of the bar!

by kabadisha December 13, 2012

Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...

My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.

by Macrobank November 11, 2018