by aayushaayush6969 April 18, 2022
(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.
by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023
Wow you're being really crankely today
Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid
Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid
by annyhasi March 04, 2017
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by Jay February 15, 2005
An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
by axer_89 May 29, 2008
To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.
by wormstir September 04, 2007