cougardoodle

A hybrid of "cougar" (older woman who seeks younger sexual partners) and "poodle" (high maintenance lesbian).

Linda: Oh the cougardoodle opened the sample case!
Gretchen: Yes, they're very smart.

by TaffyButt November 30, 2013

the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.

I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008

causality

Noun (physics terminology): the natural sequential relation between any cause and its subsequent effect in the known universe, in which any effect is invariably preceded by the cause of that effect, and never the reverse.

"Newton's Third Law of Motion is essentially a confirmation of the principle of causality."

by speedog April 30, 2010

cougarific

Adjective. Describing a woman, hottie or milf bursting with sexual energy and having the attributes of a cougar.

A woman that is a sexy beast, well practiced in art of seduction.

Adjective. Describing an objects attributes.

Mom, that tight t-shirt looks cougarific on you!
Those gold sandals are cougarific!

by Paul David November 20, 2007

Lesbian cougar

A mature woman (mostly bisexual) who likes to prowl on young lesbians or bisexual girls.

"Sophia is one hot lesbian cougar, she likes to prowl on fresh meat"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

cougar hunting

younger men prowling for older women (cougars)

The sorority chicks were beat, so we decided to hit up a local bar & go cougar hunting

by Sketchball315 November 11, 2005

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010