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Carson Daily

An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
by 2-D November 25, 2006
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adam carson

1)Drummer for A.F.I
2)Extremely attractive
3)Hella Rad guy
Person 1: who is the best drummer out there?
Person 2: Why, Adam Carson from AFI is
by Britt. Burgan May 16, 2005
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console fanboy

One who defines consoles on Urban Dictionary.
Nintendo Fanboy: Wiiiiii I want to play with my wiiiiiiiii!!!!

XBox Fanboy: Halo is the ONLY game that matters all other games suck. Games with shitty graphics suck.

Playstaion Fanboy: The PS3 will be the most advanced console to date. All other consoles will suck.

Me: Shut the fuck up console fanboy's.
by DvdBengals December 7, 2006
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Carson

A boy you’ll like easily. He could be mean and rude sometimes but he will change his attitude later on. He’ll make you smile when he walks in a room and he’s funny. If your sad then he’ll be there to cheer you up. He will mess with your head and flirt with your friends sometimes but you’ll still like him. If you have a Carson in your life then be his best friend and if you like him tell him or he’ll ask someone out. Never break up with him or your stupid and you’ll regret it because he’s perfect. He is everything you’ll need funny,caring,daring,bit rude and mean,nice, and cute .
Best friend: hey is he new?
You: yeah, he’s cute!
Bestie: he’s such a Carson!
You:how?
Bestie:his smile, he’s cute,and funny
You:how do you know?
Bestie: cause of his looks.
by Person on this website March 4, 2018
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Carson

The guy that steals all the mints and cheese its
Bro 'bout to eat some cheese it's.

Shit they ran out
Carson
by Stove_PhD February 16, 2019
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Consodel

A state of confusion where you can't find your way out of the sky.
My step bro was feeling consodel at school today.
by Aston Martin gang June 7, 2019
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Carson CA

A city in Los Angeles. It is next to Torrance, Compton, Long Beach and Wilmington. It is a developing city with nice restaurants and buildings, but it also has a lot of gangs/violence. It is made up of Black, Filipino, White, Hispanic and Samoan people mainly. Pirus and Crips fight in the city. Some gang areas are Stevenson, Victoria and Scott Park and streets off of 213-232
Dude 1: I'm from Carson CA
Dude 2: I wanna go there
Dude 1: We a lit city but its full of gangs some guy got murdered a couple blocks from my house
by caangelenocarson October 13, 2019
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