Seven Corners

A census-designated place in Falls Church, VA where Route 7 and Route 50 intersect. If Northern Virginia's traffic was a sentient being, Seven Corners would be its heart.

Matt: Dude, why are you so late?
Jeremy: I was stuck in Seven Corners for 30 minutes. The traffic there fucking sucks.

by eg3311 December 27, 2011

six corners

Six corners are 3 street intersections predominantly found in Chicago. The official Six Corners, however, is the Irving Park-Milwaukee-Cicero intersection in the Portage Park neighborhood. Contrary to a belief emerging amongst newer residents of Chicago, Six Corners is NOT the North-Damen-Milwaukee intersection in Wicker Park.

Mike: I usually take the Blue Line after shopping at Six Corners.

Tom: Haha, that's a pretty far walk. Wait…

Mike: Nah dude, the Blue Line's really-

Tom: Don't say it.

Mike: -near. I get on the Damen stop-

Tom: Mike, don't fucking say it.

Mike: -which is literally a two-minute walk from-

Tom: Mike, you hopeless fucking individual, if you call the three-street intersection in Wicker Park "Six Corners," I will shove a bottle of Malört inside your ass. Then I'll shove it in your throat. The bottle, Mike, not the actual liquid. The glass bottle. I will break it as it's lodged in your esophagus and you will die with the bitter mixture of blood and Satan-sperm in your mouth. Now, and I will only say this once, Six Corners is in Portage Park. Remember that.

by Jellooooo October 23, 2015

Four Corners Fart

when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.

That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard

by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009

cut corners

to do a really half assed job

billy cut corners to save money on building the house

by v1cious May 26, 2004

Orange Corners

What Cheeto's do to your mouth if you are without a napkin.
Seen on people of all ages. Best on adults, cuz that's lame, but to be expected on little kids.

Eating Cheeto's without wiping your mouth gives you orange corners.

by M. Teresa Marovich June 19, 2008

cut corners

Originally used in travel terminology, as "to take a shortcut" (ie, pass by the corners, since cutting along any alternative path is faster than going all the way round the damn corner).

Used more frequently to mean skipping the hard stuff, use the easy way.

Exercise? You're kidding me, right?
I'd much rather cut corners and just get liposuction on this flab o' mine.

If you cut corners in school, you'll never learn the entire shitload.

by mrtopher May 27, 2004

Cornerstoned

1. To be Gangbanged by the band "The Cornerstoners".

2. To have sex with Michelangelo, Alana Dym, Harrison Pearl, and Crispy at the same time in no particular order.

1. Hilary feels the love; she wants to get cornerstoned.

2. So we cornerstoned this whootie and she started feeling all popular and stuff.

by The Cornerstoners September 15, 2010