Noah Contoyannis

The biggest simp in the world.

Noah Contoyannis is such a simp for Hadan.

by Notnutterbutter January 2, 2021

Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

contonder

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.

Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.

by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019

Juicy Contour

A figure of speach meaning,
: Females Vagina
: Warm/Hot, Wet, & Tight
: Holding supernatural powers
: Looking Juicy "Tasty & Dank"
: Pussy of Pleasure "PoP"
: Better then the Rest

1: Check her out, she has that Juicy Contour.

2: Come get this Juicy Contour.

3: Your trippin boy, you can't afford my Juicy Contour.

4: Yeee, that beezy has some Juicy Contour!

by fKn gFt'd September 30, 2010

contour

contour means pushup.

"this here is a frilly contour bra"

by prettyprincess October 9, 2003

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017