verb: to indirectly indicate (usually verbally) that you are either unwilling or unable to find a solution.
noun: an indirection (usually verbally) that you are either unwilling or unable to find a solution.
noun: an indirection (usually verbally) that you are either unwilling or unable to find a solution.
by tithos December 17, 2014
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by Richard Complainarian January 16, 2009
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Billie the complaintiff called to tell me you were not doing what was told according to Bob the tattle teller.
by Marianne88 July 2, 2016
Get the Complaintiff mug.A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
Get the Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about mug.The ability to complain legally.
You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring
-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference
-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not
-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you
-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring
-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference
-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not
-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you
-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!
Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....
Ted: They make food that gets you fat
Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you
got fat so you no right to complain
Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....
Ted: They make food that gets you fat
Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you
got fat so you no right to complain
by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010
Get the right to complain mug.A virtual verb that takes singular form regardless of amount of cyberfreaks this refers to since this plurality would be regarded as appropriately irrelevant, commonly used for plain computerised complaints of summary nature prominenlty displayed in blogs, forums and the likes.
Hey, aren't you the bloke who complains 'bout mistakenly taking mistook as alias upon losing an entire day's locality in reality, thanks to Mac and the Bean Stalker.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
Get the complains mug.(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.
"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*
by Daniel Patrick December 25, 2007
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