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Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked
Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow
by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020
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College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.
Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore
by Kimbo17 June 24, 2012
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confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.
Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?
by S_M_A January 23, 2009
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Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"
Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"
by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008
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Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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