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Condor

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
"That girl is really hot"

"Dude, that's a total Condor"
by DonkeyJote September 7, 2013
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Condor

A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008
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Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.
by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009
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concourse

to have intercourse-using a condom
"dude! I was about to have intercourse with this chick, but she wasn't on the pill so we had to have concourse."
by eaglefag April 22, 2009
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condor

I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.
by Eduardo Morenzos October 16, 2006
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condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.
My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=
by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008
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Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass
I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007
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