Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Clitastrophe

A disaster of clitastrophic proportions.

Oh no, my in-laws heard me cum. It's a clitastrophe.

by Ronenem February 21, 2026

commostrophe

When someone incorrectly uses a conma instead of an apostrophe. This is a commostrophe.

A commostrophe - "You really don,t know when you,re beaten."

by Sham.bles September 1, 2025

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021