corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company

Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes

by anti-a November 1, 2006

Commotion Lotion

Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.

In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.

by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011

commotional

A word used to describe someone who is known to cause a commotion when feeling overly emotional. Portmanteau of commotion and emotional

Dont get that girl all riled up, you know she's the commotional type.

by cbo1 November 16, 2011

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

Compersion

"Compersion" is the secondhand feeling of happiness you get when you see someone else happy.

I feel compersion when I see a toddler happy; I don't know if I love her, but I do indeed feel compersion for her.

by Cheeku Naman April 4, 2019

Thunder Scientific Corporation

Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?

Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)

A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks 💀
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it

Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)

BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD

BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ

Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe

Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?

Jared: Maidens are hot 😍

Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005