compassionate

Inclined to pity or mercy.
Thesaurus: benevolent, supportive, charitable, sympathetic, tender, humane, caring, feeling, indulgent, lenient; Antonym: cold-hearted. Merciful. (from AllWords.com)
"HELPFUL" is not in 'compassionate'definition.This word has been carefully selected to be associated to conservatism.

Bush compassionate conservatism

by Roger Lemaitre July 20, 2008

commusion

noun, countable
an erroneous belief in something good about Communism

The youth of China would rather live the commusion that had been implanted in them by the character building system of the Chinese Communist Party than wake up to reality because if reality turns out to be something quite different than what they have learned, it means having to aware that they have wasted their youth on the commusion.

by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005

compassionate conservatism

Please see stupidity

George W. Bush sure has lots of compassionate conservatism.

by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004

nocturnal omission

An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid

Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.

Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.

by al.X January 20, 2009

Compassion Rage

Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.

"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."

by Punanimal May 15, 2006

compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr July 31, 2012