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Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
So I saw this TikTok last night, this girl was like "Ice cream is good, and I love root beer. I mixed them together and OMG you guys!!! It's actually good!" This bish is really gonna "Columbus" root beer floats?!?
by Weezy45813 May 30, 2024
Get the Columbus mug.The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.
And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.
And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021
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A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009
Get the Columbus Rowboat mug.When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
by Flimbob13 October 7, 2019
Get the Columbus meltdown mug.A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
Get the Columbus Chocolate Milk mug.1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.
2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
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Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!
Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!
2.
Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!
Girl 2: Well, you learn more
Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!
Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!
2.
Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!
Girl 2: Well, you learn more
Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
by wellalright... June 11, 2011
Get the columbus academied mug.1. Students get over-worked to death
2. The food is shit
3. Middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every fucking day
- "new" "more-efficient" 8:00 check in time also at fault
2. The food is shit
3. Middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every fucking day
- "new" "more-efficient" 8:00 check in time also at fault
1.
student 1: "I got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night."
student 2: "Not fucking fair man, I was up all night studying for physics"
2.
student 1: "What's for lunch?"
student 2: "spicy lemongrass chicken with coconut infused rice"
student 3: "I thought we were having dragon tofu?"
3.
faculty: "you all have detention- it's not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy shits 20 minutes to drive up the driveway"
student 1: "I got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night."
student 2: "Not fucking fair man, I was up all night studying for physics"
2.
student 1: "What's for lunch?"
student 2: "spicy lemongrass chicken with coconut infused rice"
student 3: "I thought we were having dragon tofu?"
3.
faculty: "you all have detention- it's not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy shits 20 minutes to drive up the driveway"
by the 8:00 check in October 8, 2013
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