columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005

columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian

pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor

by o'wizma December 19, 2009

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Columbian Tang

A. Cocaine
B. Booger Sugar
C. Nose Candy

A powerdy substance that gets you high enough to feel invinsible.

Hey Jose dont sniff all the columbian tang!

by Macacrakin January 22, 2011

columbian roulette

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

british columbian

Code name for a hot girl. Mainly used in front of girls so that guys can talk all they want about how hot girls are. Its pretty much used exclusively in Marin.

Bobby - Damn! Did you see that British Columbian back there?
Joe - Yeah Man! She made me so horny!
Sara - Hey you guys what's going on? Is someone from Canada here?

by Banana- Fish September 25, 2006

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017