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Cunt Col

Female gathering spot where shady cunty bitches come together to complain about white privilege, people w/ sex lives, have fun, douching and strangers in the neighborhood. They also fantasize about pool boys, the ups man, and the boy at the meat counter in the supermarket. These cunty daywalkers smell of peppermint, stale vagina, and sweaty diabetic jew.
Some say when men are at work their golddigger wifes are conspiring at the Cunt Colisium
by crazynazizombiechic88 June 28, 2017
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col

Col is the opposite word of lol. Lol means laugh out loud but col means cry out loud.
Friend: hey what did you get on that essay.
You: 0
Friend: Oh k.
You:Col!
by Emerald Star November 27, 2020
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COL

Col is an abbreviation of: Crying Out Loud, derived from laughing out loud. Mostly used to show emotions of distress in a text conversation.
"Man I'm so sad lol"
"Don't you mean col?"
"Yeah sorry thanks bruv"
by Storming March 26, 2019
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Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.
Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.
by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018
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Col

Col is a beast who has a black slong also he is pussay magnet the bitches love his manager skills
Col Is a meat
by Jajanw March 14, 2017
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COL

Chuckling out loud: used in place of lol, for when you are ACTUALLY laughing out loud.

It's original definition is "Chuckling out loud", used as a brief acronym to denote ACTUAL laughter in chat conversations.

Since lol is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it, col is used to denote actual out loud laughter.

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.

Note that this is NOT a filler abbreviation you use when you have nothing else to say.
A: I just sharted myself.

B: COL

*only said if B was actually chuckling/laughing out loud.

*lol to be used if no real laughter happened.
by Nomad609 July 25, 2018
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T-Col

A unique one of a kind person who is considered the biggest Roger Federer and Craig Lowndes fan in the world. Very loyal to his friends and will always stand up for what he believes in. Founder and creator of the words Whippy Whopper and Servebot. Can't stand Novak Djokovic, the Hawthorn Football club, Scott McLaughlin, whippy whopper music, servebots and

THE PORT ELLIOT BAKERY!!!
Don't talk shit about Roger Federer or Craig Lowndes otherwise the T-Col will be after you!!
A T-Col is very calm and placid until he is provoked by things that shit him off!!
by Thomas Federer November 23, 2021
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