collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by rccola July 11, 2007

Collateral Slammage

Slaying the friends of your intended target, quite often notably less attractive.

Jennifer was really stonewalling me, luckily there was collateral slammage to be had in Christin.

by Mike Dudikoff February 19, 2006

collateral benefit

Deriving intended or unintended advantage from a main-event happening.

He wrote a letter to the editor about the Vancouver June 2011 riots in which he mentioned how things were so different in 1972 when Canada beat USSR in the Summit Series and Asian-origin refugees from Uganda's Idi Amin got admitted to Canada as a collateral benefit of the euphoria. In doing this he subtly mentioned that the item had been covered in his forthcoming book on Uganda Asians, thus deriving collateral benefit for his publication.

by vivauganda June 22, 2011

Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

karmic collateral damage

when you hang-out with a person who is such an asshole that when karma hits them you actually end up suffering as well...

Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"

by emmettaclown August 22, 2012

collateral relative

Sibling, pibling, nibling, grandpibling, grandnibling, great-grandpibling, great-grandnibling, great-great-grandpibling, great-great-grandnibling, great-great-great-grandpibling, great-great-great-grandnibling, cousin, first-cousin-once-removed, first-cousin-twice-removed, first-cousin-thrice-removed, first-cousin-four-times-removed, second-cousin, second-cousin-once-removed, second-cousin-twice-removed, second-cousin-thrice-removed, third-cousin, third-cousin-once-removed, third-cousin-twice-removed, fourth-cousin, fourth-cousin-once-removed, fifth-cousin, half-sibling, half-pibling, half-nibling, half-grandpibling, half-grandnibling, half-great-grandpibling, half-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-grandnibling, half-great-great-great-grandpibling, half-great-great-great-grandnibling, half-cousin, half-first-cousin-once-removed, half-first-cousin-twice-removed, half-first-cousin-thrice-removed, half-first-cousin-four-times-removed, double-cousin, double-first-cousin-once-removed, double-first-cousin-twice-removed, double-first-cousin-thrice-removed, double-first-cousin-four-times-removed and etc.

Collateral relative.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.

Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?

by Aylusia October 23, 2017