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Republicans for Voldemort

The original definition of this slogan has a blatantly obvious bias. (As will this definition, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (a.k.a. racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all (which is more relevant in today’s political climate). Nothing is black and white, and I understand it is unfair to select examples out of context. But people who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of well-reasoned political analysis: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It is a slogan made to show distaste with a political view, much like the numerous smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition’s author did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort’s, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good”.)
Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I'm gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.
by rantpants November 11, 2010
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When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
by hacura585 March 1, 2015
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When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
by hacura585 March 1, 2015
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Voldemort

Tom Marvolo Riddle, the Heir of Slytherin and founder of the Death Eater faction. He will either kill or be killed by Harry Potter.
Voldemort is a seriously evil wizard.
by Korora November 16, 2003
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Voldemort is a sexy bitch with skelitol features! <3 I bet he's really kinky too. He's the evil guy from Harry Potter who hates muggles like you.
Oh hell no! Voldemort stole my ipod!
by Sadistic Voldemort December 25, 2005
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Voldemorting

Voldemorting is when you're fucking a chick doggy style and right when you're about to cum you pull out and make an evil face on the back of her head with your semen.
"I was having sex with a Hermione cosplayer and gave her a good ol' fashioned Voldemorting. She didn't appreciate it."
by MockingMatilda September 3, 2010
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Person 1: Oh I have a runny nose!
Person 2: Too bad you ain't Voldemort.
by Pigwidgeon Weasley November 28, 2012
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