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Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.
by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
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collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night
i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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collateral

a bullshit project they make you do at townsend harris high school that kills all your time and is absolutely useless.
Mr. Babstock gave us the stupid collateral to do, its due tomorrow and i haven't started.
by Lizbitch October 19, 2011
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Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".
Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
by Robdar102 January 1, 2008
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friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
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collateral

1. Additional, coinciding, occurring at the same time, secondary.
2. Killed babies
civ. They've bombarded a hospital, and killed a dozen babies.
media A hostile facility was attacked, small collateral damage has been reported.
by Maangras May 23, 2009
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Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.
My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017
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