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cog tease

n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.
Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.
by griffinrider22 July 11, 2016
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cog in the machine

If it were not for my technical knowledge I would be just another cog in the machine.
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cog'n'eer

The act of sticking your penis in a girl's ear.
I can't believe she let you cog'n'eer her.
by uniquewordsforever February 12, 2010
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Cog Acceptance

Acceptance of many forms of Steampunk. Being open-minded and/or inclusive to the variations steampunk comes in.
Western Steampunk, Victorian steampunk, Edwardian steampunk, Steamfunk, WWI steampunk, and Eastern steampunk being welcomed at a convention are all examples of this.

Saying to someone, "that's not steampunk because it isn't brown, has no gears, (or whatever else you can think of)" is NOT cog acceptance.
by Big Airship September 15, 2013
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Cog Nack

Pronounced cog-nack.

Americanized mispronunciation of the French word cognac.

Cog Nack is how many Americans pronounce cognac.
Uncultured American: Hey, I got a new bottle of XO cog nack.

Cultured person: It's cognac!
by foxdimi88 July 14, 2016
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cog fog

AKA brain fog; cognitive impairment; period during which higher executive function is affected; difficulty thinking

It can be caused by many things. Commonly it is due to fatigue, physical duress, or intoxicants.

Generally it is temporal in nature. It comes and goes.
Summer heat and insomnia ganged up on me. After the cog fog hit forget writing, I couldn't even remember the day of the week !
by FichenDich August 29, 2017
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cog swapper

Australian slang for a car's transmission, especially a manual (or standard as the Seppos call them).
If I put a 2 litre donk and a 5-speed cog swapper in my Renault 12, it will go like shit off a shovel.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
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