cocksmith

One who is skilled with cocks.

Amy Smith? Mo' like Amy Cocksmith!

by ~X~ July 17, 2005

cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

cocksmith

One who is adept at the art of the cock, proficient with scrotum, foreskin and all other words embodied by cock. Synonym for prostitute, whore or skank

The local cocksmith can fix that for you

by Yrrab Nognd April 8, 2003

cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

by AnacinCross December 16, 2008

Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.

Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.

by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008

cocksmith

comparable to goldsmiths or ironsmiths who beat on gold or iron; a person whose sole pleasure in life is to beat on cock every day

That guy is a fag cause he's a cocksmith

by farfellseed May 21, 2006