Cockwombled

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example

When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled

by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023

Cockwomble

Donald Trump

A cockwomble is currently leading the Republican nomination

by CMMark July 30, 2016

cockscoffer

noun - One who constantly has men insert their penii into one's mouth foir scoffing purposes

nattydred you are such a cockscoffer.

by mrbond May 3, 2003

Cockwomble

Jeremy

Jeremy is a cockwomble

by Jackcrew August 20, 2022

cockstomp

A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture

Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!

Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!

by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008

Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cockwomble

The name you use to call a father whose dick starts to get hard when seeing his daughter!

Trump is such a cockwomble!

by BiggestBBfan October 1, 2019