Cockroach

Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer

Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.

by C. Diesel October 19, 2014

Cockroach Pussy

A nasty ass vagina that looks like it could survive a shit ton of radiation

Last night when I was at that club I saw a shit ton of Cockroach Pussy.

by Zigg-y December 17, 2018

cockroach

A promiscuous man that lurks in clubs. He is probably the hottest guy there, but he has deplorable hygiene and he's probably got STDs. He's also the only guy in the club clever enough to wear eyeliner.

-That guy over there is so choice, I've got to meet him. Oh, wait, he looks like a cockroach.

-He's such a cockroach, I heard he has AIDs. Too bad, I love a guy in leather.

by ladycreeper June 19, 2014

Cockroach

A little dick

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.

by kyaaaal September 26, 2018

Cockroach

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real

Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.

by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019

Cockroach

Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “

by Em1civic March 26, 2020

Cockroach queer

The pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers that they couldn't kill. Jaded and cynical, brash, often activists by necessity, tend to be older (but not necessarily), definitely battle hardened. From Anthony Oliveira's 2016 tweets:

"oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes."
"the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers"

Spent my whole queer life fighting for survival, your hate couldn't kill me, I'm fuelled by pure spite and your salty conservative tears, I am a cockroach queer!

by Ani O'brien is a groomer April 5, 2023