Coochie Clutter

A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.

After extended bonus hole intercourse, Natasha's Coochie Clutter was quite simply unbearable.

by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009

clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

clutterfuck

what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.

It is a real clutterfuck in here! (not to be said in front of children)

by nicoleode October 3, 2006

Clutterfunk

Noun: a geometry dash level

verb: To crash a funk party

adjective: a version of the word Clusterfuck

Joseph: Have you ever played Clutterfunk?
James: yes, I have played that one game where you crash funk parties.
Joseph: Wow, what a Clutterfunk you are

by oofle doofle April 6, 2020

Clutterbucked

When a girl sucks you off when she’s wearing braces. ;)

“Bro that absolutely skank clutterbucked me last night , she was rentip”

by ForkBitcoin September 9, 2022

Visually Cluttered

Way too much information given to the point that it is overwhelming to look at your computer screen or web page.

Cindy, I logged on to the web site and was perplexed in an instant because it was so visually cluttered.

by tmsb2873 July 20, 2009