Clunge Plunderer

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.

Pimp my clunge clapper

by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 08, 2010

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

Clunge Hunter

A man who readily abandons his friends in a nightclub to unashamedly go scouting for twat.

Ajax acted the part of 'Clunge Hunter' in the film 'The Warriors' when he rejects his friends as he returns to the girl on the park bench.

by Dan CH Dimond February 07, 2009

Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

by Das Clunge April 21, 2009

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009