by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005
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I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!
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Someone who can appear or disguise themselves as a worldly member of society, but is in fact a strong, humble, righteous, God loving and cunning person.
"Did you see the looks on their faces when Johnathan just walked in there like he was apart of them, and then totally humbled them!? He's a total sheep in wolf's clothing!"
1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.
8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”
David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”
11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.
8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”
David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”
11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
by Iesus Sequor January 19, 2023
Get the Sheep In Wolf's Clothing mug.New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."
Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.
This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.
Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.
This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.
by Pterodactyl1 September 2, 2010
Get the Milf in sheep's clothing mug.When you sleep with the original person that you lost your virginity to many years after having several other partners. This is in reference to the movie Looper.
Looper: Dude I had sex with my high school sweetheart the other day. I haven't hooked up with her in 6 years!!!
Friend: Wow man! don't you think you're a little young to be closing the loop?
Friend: Wow man! don't you think you're a little young to be closing the loop?
by Slimjimrules2 March 11, 2013
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- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)
- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)
- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree
by TIC Redux May 9, 2005
Get the Great ta see ya back in men's clothing! mug.Brands of clothing striving to emulate the "thug life" popularised by American hip-hop and rap music, though failing in its attempt. It is made of cheap polyester and is often termed "coke bottle wear" as it appears to be made out of melted down plastic coke bottles which were then woven into clothing, hence the shiny appearance.
Wearers are generally termed "white trash", "chavs" or "ferals" depending on your country of origin (USA, Britain, Australia, respectively), but all meanings are interpretted the same.
The average Dada wearer has an IQ which as a rule will not extend metaphorically past the first knuckle of the extended hand, or room temperature, whichever is less (metric system).
Vocabulary varies widely though the terms "ay", "fuck" (often used as adjective), "dole", "welfare" and "child support" are universal in all areas.
The majority of Dada wearers are white, although ironically enough they strive to be like black rappers who have popularised the style of clothing. This has led to their branding as wiggas.
Many if not all listen to Eminem and beleive him to be the be all and end all of "white trash" society, much as Jesus Christ was the Messiah to the Christian religion.
The means of transport for the majority of ferals is the VN Commodore (Australia) or the Chevy Camaro (USA)(usually accompanied by a mullet). The VN Commodore is very low to the ground, due to constantly having a "carload" in the back in case that Grandma with her shopping who happened to glance at the "feral" gives him the wrong kind of look and it is required of the aforementioned "feral" to "fuck her up" in order to assert his "gangsta" image and gain inches in the pants region.
Staple diet is marijuana and junk food, which ultimately leads to poor health and death at an early age from malnutrition, though this unfortunately has had no effect on population numbers as an established colony ("trailer park", "housing trust establishment",)can reproduce at an exponential rate in a warm environment and with the incentive of higher child support payments.
All Dada wearers are rough mannered and fighty, looking for a physical confrontation at any opportunity so as to be able to express their "gangsta" abilities and prove themselves as {sic} "tough cunts". Logic is very simple and one can usually avoid a fight by throwing any thing made of or resembling cannabis behind the advancing "feral" and proceeding to retreat in the opposite direction while the "feral" searches for the cannabis like Gollum for the One Ring.
Only known cure for "feralism" and the wearing of Dada clothing is 6 years of hard labour in a Gulag where they are subjected to harsh beatings and inhospitable weather. This way the feral repays his debt to society, for being scum and a burden on everyone around him. 6 years is generally necessary in order for the low IQ "feral" to realise he is scum and begin on the road to pennance and perhaps re-acceptance into civilised society where he is held on probation for 3 years. After this period he is a free man.
(The masculine term is used here however, their do exist equal amounts of female "ferals" or "skanks".)
Wearers are generally termed "white trash", "chavs" or "ferals" depending on your country of origin (USA, Britain, Australia, respectively), but all meanings are interpretted the same.
The average Dada wearer has an IQ which as a rule will not extend metaphorically past the first knuckle of the extended hand, or room temperature, whichever is less (metric system).
Vocabulary varies widely though the terms "ay", "fuck" (often used as adjective), "dole", "welfare" and "child support" are universal in all areas.
The majority of Dada wearers are white, although ironically enough they strive to be like black rappers who have popularised the style of clothing. This has led to their branding as wiggas.
Many if not all listen to Eminem and beleive him to be the be all and end all of "white trash" society, much as Jesus Christ was the Messiah to the Christian religion.
The means of transport for the majority of ferals is the VN Commodore (Australia) or the Chevy Camaro (USA)(usually accompanied by a mullet). The VN Commodore is very low to the ground, due to constantly having a "carload" in the back in case that Grandma with her shopping who happened to glance at the "feral" gives him the wrong kind of look and it is required of the aforementioned "feral" to "fuck her up" in order to assert his "gangsta" image and gain inches in the pants region.
Staple diet is marijuana and junk food, which ultimately leads to poor health and death at an early age from malnutrition, though this unfortunately has had no effect on population numbers as an established colony ("trailer park", "housing trust establishment",)can reproduce at an exponential rate in a warm environment and with the incentive of higher child support payments.
All Dada wearers are rough mannered and fighty, looking for a physical confrontation at any opportunity so as to be able to express their "gangsta" abilities and prove themselves as {sic} "tough cunts". Logic is very simple and one can usually avoid a fight by throwing any thing made of or resembling cannabis behind the advancing "feral" and proceeding to retreat in the opposite direction while the "feral" searches for the cannabis like Gollum for the One Ring.
Only known cure for "feralism" and the wearing of Dada clothing is 6 years of hard labour in a Gulag where they are subjected to harsh beatings and inhospitable weather. This way the feral repays his debt to society, for being scum and a burden on everyone around him. 6 years is generally necessary in order for the low IQ "feral" to realise he is scum and begin on the road to pennance and perhaps re-acceptance into civilised society where he is held on probation for 3 years. After this period he is a free man.
(The masculine term is used here however, their do exist equal amounts of female "ferals" or "skanks".)
"Fuck I'm sick of these fucking wannabe Eminem ferals walking around in their fucking "Coke bottle wear" Dada shirts advertising the fact that they are scum. They act like fucking rednecks, drive VN Commodores and attend our parties for the sole purpose of starting fights. Lets bring back Stalinist purges until we are rid of these glitches in the fucking Matrix"
by Dan De Man December 21, 2004
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