cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants

Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter

by Zezz April 24, 2014

clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 21, 2018

clockumentary

Any unworthy documentary the viewer is utterly uninterested in and has nothing else to do with his or her time and continues to absorb useless information Kill'n time.

Wait'n for the the governor's call, Jason seems a bit bored with the clockumentary on Nova.

by John Trowbridge July 27, 2018

Clockshat

When someone clumsy spills a liquid

When Jamie clockshatted all over the side when making a smoothie

by Jasper53 February 1, 2019

Cockmentation

The feelling you get we you think you are about to nut but you don't nut and you try harder and then you get tired so you go to sleep and nut while watching a dream

"Man,last night I had such a cockmentation.It really pissed me off

by O/L/G November 6, 2019

Cockmatized

Cockmatized

When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.

she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.

why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.

by axxxlerod January 25, 2021

Clockulate

The act or procedure of setting multiple wind-up clocks in sync to the exact same time

Hold on for a moment please, can you not see that I'm busy right now trying to clockulate all of these damn wind-up clocks!

by Lance Ray June 3, 2021