One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me
A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse
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Get the San clemente mug.Clement is super hardworking and studies all day. He is a high achiever and strives towards excellence.
Although Clement is already very smart, he is a very competitive person, so he sometimes studies too hard and overworks himself. Clement should relax more and take breaks in between studying times.
Clement is really bad at Pool but he still enjoys playing it. But it's okay, because he is good at other things like badminton and tennis.
Clement is nice to everyone he meets and never judges people by their cover. He sees the positive side of people and does not badmouth others.
Clement is a good friend - he is always there for you especially in times of need, and cheers you up when you are sad. He will always be there to encourge you and support you, and he will always try to find time for you.
Anyone would be lucky to have someone like Clement in their lives.
Although Clement is already very smart, he is a very competitive person, so he sometimes studies too hard and overworks himself. Clement should relax more and take breaks in between studying times.
Clement is really bad at Pool but he still enjoys playing it. But it's okay, because he is good at other things like badminton and tennis.
Clement is nice to everyone he meets and never judges people by their cover. He sees the positive side of people and does not badmouth others.
Clement is a good friend - he is always there for you especially in times of need, and cheers you up when you are sad. He will always be there to encourge you and support you, and he will always try to find time for you.
Anyone would be lucky to have someone like Clement in their lives.
by meimeii April 10, 2019
Get the Clement mug.Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
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