cloghorn

to stick your fingers in a persons nostrils and pull them by the schnoz

The douche Ben was babbling way to much so i cloghorned his bitch ass.

by mike vicks sidekick October 2, 2011

Cleggnut

When your shit sticks ur arse together

‘ hahaha, isaac has cleggnut’

by MyHouseSmellsOfHulaHoops October 3, 2019

long legged cleggy weggy

A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women

a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men

A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks

A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's

Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.

Mr long legged Cleggy Weggy

Nickname for Nick Clegg

by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010

Cleshay

Bad spelling of cliche

Person 1 writes: What you just said is pretty cleshay
Person 2 writes: Do you mean cliche?

by Largonderdan February 12, 2018

Cleg

Clunge-Smeg

An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.

I went down on a girl last night but it didn't last long as she had so much cleg.

by sneakysneaks December 20, 2010

Clegg

'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.

Hot female: I met this clegg in a club yesterday

Her Friend: nice

Hot Female: I can barely walk today

by A Clegg March 30, 2009

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

by pete zzar January 19, 2009