The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

social detox/cleanse

not talking to nor being in contact with ANYONE for a certain amount of time (decided by the detoxer/cleanser)

perosn 1-max hasn’t spoken to me in a while
person2- me neither

person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse

by Sugaronastick June 27, 2020

Triple Anal Cleanse

Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.

"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."

"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.

"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."

by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011

cleansed

It's what non-peasants feel when they have undertaken activities that reduce the burden of their lavish lifestyles. Such activities include - Mad streaks in gambling, Taking no losses and Downing large amounts of sugar free monster energy drinks.

6 ft 4, Rolex & Cleansed

by Goated December 8, 2018

Gender Cleansing

Killing all of one gender, basically ethnic cleansing but instead you kill a certain gender instead of a certain ethnicity.

Hey Christine do you want to go kill all men?
Of course I would love to go commit some gender cleansing Jessica.

by TS9474 December 5, 2017

Nepalese Belly Button Cleanse

When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip

Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!

by giant dung beetle May 4, 2024