Crackhead Cleaning

Cleaning super late at night

“why are you so tired?”
“i was up all night crackhead cleaning my room”

by lizzhami June 24, 2019

Changing lanes without signaling

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

by intelinside August 5, 2010

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

diaper changing table

A diaper changing table is a special table that allows easy diaper changing of babies. A table of counter top height, baby changing tables are equipped with shelving to hold supplies such as diapers, rubber pants, pins, ointment, training pants, baby wash cloths, change pads, etc. Baby diaper changing tables are most often equipped with vinyl changing pads on top of them, and a safety strap to secure active babies in place while changing diapers.

The daycare where I worked had 2 diaper changing tables in the nursery room.

I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.

I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.


-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.

"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"

"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."

"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008